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gangsta madz: I just made a little 'collections' of Tonys biggest gwg fails.

gangsta madz: They will be seen in Roxy's(?) valid Victorian group. I think she made it.

xxemzxx09: TO PAL!

xxemzxx09: SHE KICKED IT D:

xxemzxx09: Never mind she remade it :D now it's called: tony is a valid victorian

roxy615: And I'm the insane one? Yeah, okay. >.>

xxemzxx09: Hey, if you're not just a liiittle insane, you're probably a very boring person :3

the frogster: So...Vodkabreath is in bulletins right now claiming that Used Tampon is Fatal Error. Things that make you go hmmm...

brilove: idk that i have ever seen fatal error

the frogster: I haven't run into fatal error myself, though I have heard the name tossed around in bulletins a few times recently, other than tonight.

gangsta madz: Is vodkabreath nice or mean?! I'm lost.

the frogster: Depends on who you are

Miss Fitz: Vodka is not one to mince her words. She's rash, crass, and socially challenged. BUT also has been a loyal crewbie to moi. She is fiercly loyal to crew.

Miss Fitz: Plus, she swears like my grandpa

roxy615: I keep seeing brands for that brand "Roxy" everywhere... xD (totally irrelevant, I know)

putnamehere: Hi miss fitz!

ch33r 4 l1f3: GW IS DYING D: ITTT NEEEDS TOOOO LIVEEEEE!! >.<

ch33r 4 l1f3: Btw i made it to GOT :D D im so happy (its GOT disses if anyone was wondering)

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Tips for Playing Girl Wars Online

Got a ques­tion about how to play Girl Wars Online?  Chances are it’s cov­ered here, but if you don’t see what you’re look­ing for, email The Diva your game­play ques­tion.  I’ll try to reply to you quickly, and I’ll also post the answer right here!

Update to the New Version of Girl Wars!


You’re run­ning an old ver­sion of Girl Wars Online. Make sure your ver­sion of Girl Wars is the most recent one avail­able from iTunes. Download the new Girl Wars app by click­ing here! The new Girl Wars is com­pat­i­ble with iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad, and requires firmware ver­sion 3.0 or later.

Cat Fighting on Girl Wars


The mall items are basi­cally your equip­ment on the game.  Without the right equip­ment, you’ll never be any good at cat fight­ing.  If you want to suc­ceed at Girl Wars, you need to study up on Cat Fighting Basics where the equip­ment, Attitude and Style are all explained.


On Girl Wars, “diss­ing” is the equiv­a­lent of “death” on other games. A girl gets dissed when her health drops to zero, either through repeated attacks and slaps, or being dissed as a result of being on the Bad Girl List.


Totally the most fre­quent ques­tion I get asked. Such vio­lent girls! So to explain in detail I’ve posted the fully skinny on how to diss, check Girl Wars Dissing 101.


You could.... slap­ping is the only dam­age you can do to a girl once she’s in the safety of the Spa (unless you add her to the Bad Girl List).  The prob­lem with slap­ping is you still use a sta­mina point for every slap, but you only deal 1–5 dam­age points.  Not worth the effort.  Better to save your sta­mina for more attacks or to add her to the Bad Girl List.


The Bad Girl List (BGL) is kinda like a hit list. It’s a place where, for a fee, you can pay to have bey­otchy girls dissed for you. The girl who is lucky enough to com­plete the diss gets to col­lect a cash bounty for her trou­ble, about 70% of the price you paid to add the bey­otch to the list. Once a girl is added to the Bad Girl List, only other play­ers at her level can try to col­lect the bounty. Keep in mind, the girl you put on the Bad Girl List will know that you put her there. More details on the BGL can be found on Dissing 101.


You are lim­ited to girls who are no more than 10 lev­els below your cur­rent level. (So a level 20 can’t put any­one below level 10 on the list.) But, you can add any girl above your level to the list, no mat­ter what her level, as long as you can afford it!


The cost to put a girl on the BGL is 10x her income (ignor­ing any upkeep). So, if your income is $150,000, it costs $1,500,000 to put you on the BGL. But be aware, with the cur­rent ver­sion of Girl Wars, there is a glitch that make it where you see the cost to put some­one on the BGL incor­rectly cal­cu­lated based upon your own income. You’ll still be charged 10x the other player’s income.


Well, unfor­tu­nately the only way to be removed is for you to even­tu­ally be dissed by some­one who is your level and is attack­ing you from the Bad Girl List. The good news is that the diss (although annoy­ing some­times) doesn’t actu­ally hurt, and you can always heal back up!

My Girl Wars Crew


Aside from hav­ing other girls to chat with, crew means the dif­fer­ence between win­ning and los­ing cat fights. For a full expla­na­tion on how crew and cat fight­ing work, read Winning Cat Fights and Building Crew.


If you’re on the most recent ver­sion of Girl Wars, you can remove girls from your crew by going to their pro­file page and select­ing the option to remove them from your crew. If you’re still run­ning the old ver­sion of Girl Wars, you can’t delete crew.

Fashion Points and Free Items


Fashion Points are bonus points that are offered on Girl Wars and can be exchanged for upgrades to make game­play eas­ier. The Fashion Points can be exchanged for the following:

Exchange 10 Points = $10,000 x your cur­rent level (ie level 30 would be $300,000)
Exchange 20 Points = Receive 1 Sister (adds 1 vir­tual crew mem­ber to your crew)
Exchange 10 Points = Full Energy Refill (full energy means more events for quicker leveling)

Fashion Points can be earned free by down­load­ing one of the Girl Wars “sis­ter” appli­ca­tions. Check Redemption Codes and The Diva’s SWAG for a full list.

Fashion Points also can be pur­chased by down­load­ing any of the pay Girl Wars Fashion Points Apps:

Girl Wars 10 Fashion Points — 99¢
Girl Wars 16 Fashion Points — 99¢
Girl Wars 25 Fashion Points — 99¢


In my opin­ion it’s best to spend them on money.  The money The Diva offers you in exchange for fash­ion points is $100,000 times your cur­rent level. (So a level 20 is offered $200,000 in exchange for 20 Fashion Points.)  This espe­cially makes sense early in the game when you don’t have the cash for Must Haves and Accessories to prop­erly defend yourself.


A Sister is basi­cally a vir­tual crew mem­ber.  In exchange for 20 Fashion Points, you can get 1 sis­ter to add to your crew count.  This prob­a­bly isn’t the wis­est way to spend Fashion Points since you can always add Girl War Friend Codes to get crew mem­bers at no cost.


It’s a code­word that can be redeemed like a coupon in the “Redeem by Coupon” area on your “Invite” tab to get a free Must Have.


They’re all listed on Girl Wars Gossip, check out the Redemption Codes and Fashion Points page.

How to Spot a Girl Wars Hacker


Lots of girls seem to think there’s a spe­cial redeem code to score you the Private Jet, but that’s just not true! Private Jets are avail­able at The Mall once you hit level 50, and you’d bet­ter have some cash on hand. They’ll run you $25 mil­lion a piece.


That’s what we politely call a mod­i­fied player (aka a hacker bey­otch). Seriously, Private Jets aren’t avail­able until level 50.


She had no Must Haves, no Accessories and no Vehicles and still beat you...Once again, we politely call these girls mod­i­fied play­ers (hackers).

Real Estate and Income


Income is earned by own­ing Real Estate. The more prop­er­ties you own, the higher your income. Income is accrued on an hourly basis (or every 54 min­utes if you’re cho­sen class was Princess).


Upkeep is the con­tin­u­ing cost of own­ing one of your Mall items after you buy it. Upkeep costs are deducted from your hourly income.

Some items (mostly for low lev­els) have no upkeep cost. So, once you buy the Red Heels, there is no upkeep cost for hav­ing them in your inven­tory. However, as you rack up lev­els you’ll notice the more pow­er­ful Mall items show an upkeep cost. For exam­ple, the Diamond Necklace has an upkeep cost of $5,000. So, for every Diamond Necklace in your inven­tory you will pay $5,000 per hour for the priv­i­lege of own­ing the Necklace. (If you own 1 you pay $5,000 per hour; if you own 250 you’ll pay $1,250,000 per hour.)


Cashflow is your Real Estate income minus your Mall item (weapon) upkeep costs. Cashflow is how much money you’ll receive every hour after you pay upkeep (or every 54 min­utes if you’re a Princess). You can check your cash­flow by going to Real Estate. Above the list of prop­er­ties you’ll see your income, upkeep and cash­flow breakdown.


No mat­ter how high your upkeep (and how low your cash­flow), your income does mat­ter. Remember, to add you to the BGL it costs 10x your cur­rent income. So the more Real Estate you own, the more it will cost bey­otches to put you on the BGL. Being expen­sive weeds out the obnox­ious girls who add you to the BGL for gig­gles. If you want to try to increase your cash­flow, make sure you sell back any Mall items with upkeep costs that you’re no longer using.

Resetting on Girl Wars


Resetting does exactly that, it resets your char­ac­ter back to level 1. When you reset, you have to pick a new name, and you have the option to change your class. Resetting also clears all your stats, and you lose your cash and equip­ment. Some of your free bonus Must Haves will still be with you after a reset, but rumor is some girls lose these too, so make your reset­ting deci­sion care­fully! One thing you won’t lose with a reset is your crew.


Rumor is that most girls don’t lose their cash or their mall items when they reset (includ­ing the higher level items). They are still vis­i­ble when view­ing your own pro­file, and you will use the higher level items when you attack. But, we also hear that other play­ers don’t see those items in your inven­tory when view­ing your pro­file. And the funny thing is that you don’t seem to get to use them as defense items if you get attacked.


Go to your pro­file. Beneath your stats and the pics of your Must Haves and Real Estate, at the very bot­tom of the page, there’s a gray “reset” button.


You can’t. Since your Friend Code is tied to the Unique Identifier Number (UIN) of your iPhone or iPod, your Friend Code is per­ma­nently assigned to that device and can­not be changed...even if you delete the app and rein­stall, the Friend Code won’t change.


If you get a new iPod or iPhone, either because you got a spiffy new 3GS or because yours breaks, your Girl Wars account along with your friend code and all your crew stay with the old device. Girl Wars accounts can­not be trans­ferred to new devices, so you will start fresh with a new account and new friend code.

Your Girl Wars account is tied to the Unique Identifier Number (UIN) of your device. If you’re really a go-getter and want to check your UIN, open iTunes, click on your device, sum­mary tab and you will see a ser­ial num­ber. Click on the num­ber (not the words Serial Numbers) ONCE and it will change to show your UIN.

General Girl Wars Questions


Comments are exchanged between indi­vid­ual play­ers by post­ing a remark on a player’s pro­file. Although com­ments are not broad­cast to the entire crew, any­one who looks at that player’s pro­file can see your com­ment (so don’t put things you want kept pri­vate on com­ments). Bulletins are mass mes­sages broad­cast to your entire crew. Typically, it’s con­sid­ered good man­ners to keep bul­letin post­ing to a min­i­mum, and talk with your friends in com­ments.


I have to dis­agree, this game is tons of fun if you don’t take things too much to heart, and just enjoy it.  But, if you really don’t want to play any­more, just delete the app from your device.  There cur­rently is no way to per­ma­nently delete the Girl Wars account, but you can’t play if you no longer have the app.

Need more help learn­ing how to play Girl Wars Online? Check the Cheat Sheet!

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